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Offline Slaskia

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If Video games were realistic
« on: March 28, 2010, 02:30:19 PM »

Darn right funny....heheheh!

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Re: If Video games were realistic
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 03:43:29 PM »
God that reminds me of the first time I played GTA IV.

*Drives two feet, crashes into wall and hurls character ten miles in the air and scrapes his face on the pavement*

*Attempts to turn a corner, goes straight as a ruler into a cop car, gets busted because for some reason you can comply with the cops when they wanna arrest you*

In other words:

*phone rings*

Roman: Cousin!  Let's go bowling!

Nico: For the last time I don't want to go fucking bowling!!!

Empathy is empathetic.

Then again with the control scheme I was on my cousin's Xbox 360; I'm used to the Playstation control scheme.  I mostly pressed wrong buttons.  And I still thought the game was awesome anyway :D
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